March 2012
0 posts
Dear couch-bed,
LOVE ME AND BRING ME NICE DREAMS
Shitty day turned amazing. Thank you, you wonderful three girls.
breathe in, breathe out
This song seriously chills me out when I’m pissed/upset
consuelosinsuelo:
It’s funny when you know somebody, you just know them, but they could be the one person that you’ve been looking for all this time and they were right in front of you for years.
consuelosinsuelo asked: Oh you shush. I'm not perfect in any bit, but you're pretty close. I love you MOAR, and I can't wait to see you either~~. I'm literally counting down each day. <3
Anonymous asked: //NO//. ... Maybe. Yes. NO. NO. WRONG. Shit. You're a good guesser, you know.
Anonymous asked: Sad Kristi is not a good Kristi. I could give you a hint. She loves you more than any girl ever has and ever will, and much more than your dog, haha.
Anonymous asked: But if I came off of anon and told you who I was then I couldn't be your better subconscious anymore, your feel-good fairy, haha. Know what I'm sayin', cutie?
Anonymous asked: tell me a secret
Anonymous asked: You need to know that the people bullying you are worthless piles of horse shit, with literally nothing better to do than make fun of someone because they are insecure about something to do with themselves. You have to rise above it and give them the figurative middle finger (or literal, which is always good). You need to know that you have got to stop carrying the rest of the world on your...
the eye is the lamp of the body: Rant. →
sarahjanejernig:
Okay guys. I’m tired of people telling me I don’t need to loose weight. People think that I am skinny, and tiny. But I think that I am a fat ass. Every time I walk all ican think about is how fat my thighs are, and if you cab see my stomach through my shirt. I suck in my gut half the time just so…
I completely feel you. Oh my god. I feel the same way. I love you.
Anonymous asked: whats ur turn offs for either sex
Ask me shit, please. I'll answer anything I don't...
I wanna let the real me out but I can’t and I can’t pinpoint why. There are a bunch of reasons but I can’t find the core. God damn it.
among-the-wildfl0wers:
Just because you love someone it doesn’t give them the right to treat you like shit in return. Especially when they say they love you too.
consuelosinsuelo:
The Smiths | Please Please...
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
1,239 posts
hyannah:
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
Watchamouthforwar:
pleasantdisposition:
-slutherin:
dannyundersee:
hmuifyoureblack:
glamydia:
oh my god
JESUS CHRSITdfvs
wait-
omg megan r u ok
ohmygod
LMFAO, the slam didn’t look that hard. what if she was just trolling everyone.
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
Watchyinlol:
uglychu:
ah
what the actual fuck
